Dudebox Presents: Insufficient Funz
949 St Clair Ave W, Toronto, ON M6C 1C7, Canada
43.6793117
-79.4355334
Description
FYIAdvance Tickets come with an Absolut drink or a non-alchy beverage of your choice. That's called incentivizing, yay!
Get em here: http://bit.ly/2CbFpQv
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YOU GOT A TWENTY DOLLA BILL PUTCHA HANDZ UP, PUTCHA HAN--
Sorry what’s that? You don’t?
OK...if you got a TEN DOLLA BILL PUTCHA HA--
Oh for real you don’t have that either? So what you’re saying is you’re broke, and it’s winter, and your low key flakey friend didn’t invite you to their house party THAT IS SUPER BORING BECAUSE IT’S NOT IN A GODDAMN BANK LIKE THE PARTY WE ARE JUST ABOUT TO EXPLAIN IN FURTHER DETAILLLLLL!!!!!
Ya. You heard that right. We’re doing this one in a bank, and you don’t gotta be rich to hang in this vault brah. You just gotta be wearing underwear (not true) and have a good attitude (true) and be wearingggg underwearrrr (seriously, you don’t actually have to be wearing underwear though and you probably aren’t right now admit it).
All these brown street slushies are killing our vibe, and we think it’s time to make a withdrawal on the ridiculous annual tradition we call “winter” or more like “lose-ter” right? RIGHT?? Hahahaha.
So we’re going straight to the bank, and we’re bringing some big ass speakers with us. Swwwaaaeeeegyyyy. And in this bank the hipsters and hypebeasts shall gather with the weirdos and wildlings to create what can only be described as a legendary symposium of cosmic love generation.
Wait that basically made no sense. It can actually be described as:-jheeeez!!-spilling liquids on strangers-dabbing and then immediately realizing that white American teenagers basically ruined that in 2015 and consequently, you’re trash-saying “this DJ tho” and nodding your head with a really grossed out look on your face that actually means you love it-watching some dink tell the bartender to “top it up for me”, then watching the bartender pour him less-waiting way too long in line for the bathroom. There, we said it. -havin a tongue kiss with a cute stranger and feeling like you nailed it, great work!
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We like music, and mainly we like hip hop, dance hall, afrobeats, global house...maybe a lil soca if y’all bring the energy. Music provided by:1) Dre NgoziSC: soundcloud.com/drengoziIG: @drengozi
2) JAYEMKAYEMSC: soundcloud.com/jayemkayemIG: @jayemkayem
3) MacalaSC: soundcloud.com/alex_macalaIG: @alexmacala
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It all goes down Saturday Feb 24th. -$10 Advance Tix-$15 at the door before midnight, then we raise the ol’ price tag and everyone asks if their friend can get in for free. Don’t be everyone, just tell your friend to pay cause it’s all going to charity.
Tickets here:https://www.universe.com/events/dudebox-presents-insufficient-funz-tickets-toronto-K38MQG
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100% of profit will be donated to:
Downie Wenjack Fund: www.downiewenjack.ca+We Matter: www.wemattercampaign.org
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Thanks to Absolut Vodka for the partnership. Absolut supports inclusive nightlife communities and the causes they care about to help create a better tomorrow, tonight. Please drink responsibly .
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*The venue is accessible to those using mobility devices and we're bringing in an accessible washroom as well. **Flashing lights, fog and loud music will be happening throughout the space
***We’ve got a nice selection of non-alcoholic drinks for our sober doggies
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Start:
2018-02-24T22:00:00-05:00
End:
2018-02-25T03:00:00-05:00
Category
Music
Tickets
GA
13.19
CAD
318